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Trying to Keep the Faith

After an amazing adventure filled summer I have been slapped in the face with the cold hard reality that life must continue in the sad, miserable city of Madrid. I have been back for three lonely ass days and I am missing my friends and the good times that I have just left. How is it that I can have such a network of people all over the world but can not seem to meet anyone interesting here?? I have recently exposed myself to the world of intercambio’s again only to realize its almost as bad as internet dating. I did meet up with a girl yesterday but intercambio’s are so static it just seems like “instafriend” — just add water.

Completely off the subject and a total random thought…. why is it people like to spray nauseating floral deodorant spray after taking a shit? I mean which is worse, the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with some sort of manufactured bouquet of flowers aroma? Just shut the door and open the window.. give it a good 5-10 minutes and you wont contaminate the air with aerosols and god only knows what else. We all shit, it smells, fact of life, move on.

So yeah, back in MAD city, trying to keep a positive attitude while i sit on my ass wondering what i am going to do for the next 10 days before schools starts. Work starts a bit after that and I am quickly running out of money. I need clothes, shoes among other things as well as books, school supplies, etc… I did pretty well with conserving cash over the summer but now I must tap into the bank account. Good thing September rent is paid for.

Started my ritual juice fast and trying desperately to mentally “get into it”
This time around I feel fine but so much of me is resistant to fasting. I keep smelling these incredible smells from my neighbors kitchen creeping through my window and seeing glasses of wine out on the tables as I pass by the cafes. It is difficult but i need to get back into shape, mentally and physically. Not sure how long I will be able to do this but I am giving it a go. I dont want to stop until the scale hits 52 ki

Spanish Spawns of Satan…

My entire July has been teaching the over privileged Spanish spawns of Satan how to speak English… or at least attempting to teach them the English language. Aside from being one of the biggest challenges of my life, I learned a lot about myself, teaching teenagers, patience, and exactly how far I could push myself and my body with out sleeping. I also met some really great people, one in particular I hope to continue writing about.

So onto the bus I went, headed for Villafranca de los Barros, a tiny little pueblo in the agricultural area of Spain, Extremadura. Extremadura is not all that special, at least the part I was privy to, but it borders Andalucia and it does have its charm, mainly being its inhabitants. I really love the south of Spain. If SLU was not keeping me in Madrid I would be trying very hard to find a reason and a way to stay in the south. I might change my mind if and when I travel to the north (Bilbao, Galicia, Asturias)— I know it is green, but personally I think it rains to much for my liking.

Meeting the kids was an interesting initial experience, everyone on their best behavior on the bus and at dinner, but just like gremlins if you feed them past a certain hour they all turn onto little monsters. Without fail, because I have no problem being the militant one I was already commanding the girls dorms directing the kiddies into their corresponding rooms. The way I figure, be stern in the beginning and you wont get fucked with in the long haul. I did have my generous moments, just not too many of them.

I was christened with the OI experience by being given Class #5. Once again, the first day was candy coated and I did not realize what I had gotten myself into. I was given the most unmanageable pre-pubescent class in the camp. Half of the class were angels and the others were seething piranas ready to devour their prey if given half the chance. Ultimately I found that the majority of the class was stuck in that phase that I was once familiar with… you know the one… where you hate absolutely everything. Nothing is satisfactory, everything else is better, and every situation is unfair. Yup, payback is a bitch. All the crap I gave my mother as a teen came back and bit me on the ass.

During the camp we took two field trips, one to a lake in the mountains and the other to an outdoor activity camp. The camps were divided by age and monitors and I was fortunate to find myself in with the younger age group. The first weekend we went to the lake and it was so what I needed to escape. Big huge lake surrounded by the tranquility of mountains it was even enough to keep the little guys and girls at bay. At night the sky looked as if someone had punched holes in it… completely and totally magnificent. I wish I could have stayed there longer.

The following weekend was not a blessing in disguise, in fact it was a total nightmare. What was supposed to be a break from the norm for the teachers and the monitors turned into a full scale nightmare. Immediately after arriving at the adventure camp we were greeted by another set of monitors who were to keep an eye on our boys and girls while we relaxed a bit. Within the first hour, my relaxing experience turned topsy turvy when I was stung by a bee (or possibly a wasp). Following half a day of activity we were led into the tiny pueblo for our lunch and to be taken to the public pool which was very nice and tranquil. So tranquil that myself and another monitor chose to remain there instead of going back.

Prior to meeting the camp for dinner, the monitor and I agreed to share a jarre de sangria thinking all would be well with about 10 monitors on staff watching the kids. A Jarre and one half later we received a phone call that one of the girls from the camp decided it would be a good idea to climb onto the rafters and spy on the boys. Sadly the plaster did not support her and she came tumbling down landing on her head and suffering a severe concussion. As we rushed back along with the ambulance the other children were freaking out and in a pool of tears. It was one of the most emotional experiences I could have ever experienced. The young girl was rushed to the hospital and never made it back to camp. She has recovered from the fall although she has suffered retinal damage from a fractured skull. Quite scary and in my opinion unavoidable.

Camp ended on an interesting note for me… bittersweet really. I am torn on whether I would want that experience again. Part of me enjoyed it, what I learned, the bonds I made with the kids and the boy I met along the way. The boy, well he is another story altogether but this is where it starts….

What about Bob?

So as Spring semester came to a close I met this guy, lets call him Bob, who is an employee for the company I work for. Initially, Bob seemed alright. English bloke, a little on the odd side, recently divorced and rediscovering his not so inhibited catholic schoolboy life.

In Bob’s defense, I can’t say I was the greatest of friends, in all honesty I was a bit manipulative of the social situation. My friend had money and a need for a friend, and as always, I have been flat broke and happy to be someone’s friend however, never one to compromise my ethics or opinions.

Prior to the overnight termination of our “friendship” there were some slight implications that left me smelling shit around the corner.
We all have our vices, mine is food and wine, some like to smoke hash or pot, Bob’s was messing around with prostitutes, something he was not too shy about admitting. Now I am not generally one to judge, but he began to indulge me into the psychological aspects of his habits. As his friend, I gave him my brutally honest and un-candid opinion. Ultimately, Bob found my opinions to be harsh and unnecessary, however the last night we went to dinner (other friends included) we were dragged out to the whorehouse to stalk one of his putas.
That was my last straw… Bob’s as well for I gave him a piece of my mind and have not talked to him since.

The nights in MAD City will be quieter for I can not afford to go out like I had been, as I mentioned Bob was usually picking up the tab… but I suppose I am better off. Although I attempted to be a friend to Bob, I can honestly admit I was manipulating the situation and taking advantage of the free food and drinks… shitty I know but hey, I can admit when I have done wrong.

What I have learned:
1. I really need to be making more euros here… it is essential for having a better time in the city.
2. People who have to buy their friends and their lovers are not worth the hassle no matter how good the drinks, dinners and parties are.

Just the basic facts…

Not much here… passed my first semester with a 3.25 and Summer with a 3.40 leaving me with a cumulative GPA of a 3.28. Sorta sucks in my opinion because I put a ton of effort into those marks and they need to be better to get more government money. Hopefully fall semester will be a bit easier to achieve those goals, I think I have created a better schedule for myself and I am beginning to get adjusted. Hard to believe I begin in a few short weeks — the summer has flown by. A bit of work, a bit of relaxation, a bit of chaos and a touch of romance… These last few months have made up for the rocky beginning of my Madrileña life. I am learning to be more content in the things I have and waiting for the things I would like to have. Patience is a virtue, one in which I have had to open myself up to, but well worth it in the long run. I think I am becoming a happier and better person.

Digital Ketchup

Good Grief I suck at this… Life moves so quickly and time just slips on by. I did not realize how long it has been since I last posted but it looks like Berlin and I just sorta faked my way through that post – you know, gave the abridged version. So here we are what? FOUR MONTHS later and I have completed another two terms of school and been through 2 more countries as well as galavanting through the southern regions of Spain. Looks like I have got some explaining to do and a shit load of it. So, are you ready boys and girls? If you are lucky I won’t leave out all the sordid, juicy details you thrive upon.

Hmmmmm….. where to start???